NEW WEBSITE!!!

Heyall! I have started a new website!
please visit it at the link below. :) Thank you
officialcatland.org

Best Chinese Conversation Ever.

×小雯打電話給小美× 

小雯：喂，小美在嗎？

媽媽 : 他不在，我是他媽媽。你有事嗎？

小雯：沒有。請他回來以後打電話給我。

媽媽 : 好。

小雯：謝謝。

媽媽：不客氣！

×小美回小雯的電話×

小雯：喂，你是那位？

小美：我是小美， 我媽媽叫我回你的電話。。。有是嗎？

小雯：我在網上買了一隻狗！
小美：他到了沒有？
小雯：他還沒到，可是他今天晚上會寄到我的家。你要过來看看嗎？
小美：很想！
小雯：好，你吃完晚飯以後过我的家，可是別太晚。 來怎麼？
小美：好的。 再見！
小雯：再見。
I hope you enjoy. The Official Catlish English Dictionary will be out sometime in the summer like I said on my Instagram http://instagram.com/catscanmeow subscribe to meee :)

Papercraft! How you can make your own minecraft chess set!

Papercraft is something you can do in your spare time.
You will need:

1. Scissors
2. Paper
3. Printer (with color ink)
4. glue
5. tape (optional)

Print a template online and start cutting and gluing! I recommend printing on cardstock, because paper is too flimsy (but paper will do just fine)

There are a whole bunch of templates here.
The Minecraft Chess Set is here.
Now you have something to do over the summer!
Happy papercrafting!!!

Hydrogen Peroxide: Great For Your Teeth!

Hydrogen peroxide is commonly used for antiseptic purposes to clean scrapes or cuts, but did you know it can be used for your teeth? (It even says so on the bottle) Teeth whiteners you buy at the store contain a compound called carbamide peroxide which breaks down to urea and hydrogen peroxide. (Urea removes stains and hydrogen peroxide becomes a bleaching agent) It may irritate your gums, tongue, and/or the roof of your mouth, but if you swallow hydrogen peroxide, it can damage your internal membranes and esophagus. (SO DON'T SWALLOW) (The most common problems with rinsing hydrogen peroxide is mild gum irritation, and/or temperature sensitivity. Hydrogen peroxide also fights bacteria in your mouth and gingivitis (bleeding and inflamed gums) Hydrogen peroxide prevents plaque and bacteria build up, which leads to a fresher breath. Because of the oxidation of hydrogen peroxide, it gets to mostly everywhere in your mouth where bacteria tend to stay. I use the solution that my dentist recommends which is 50% water, and 50% hydrogen peroxide. 
Source: HERE

The Cat, A Short Story

Once upon a time, there was was a tiny, but lively village filled with many people. One day, the village got infested by wolves, so the villagers took as many mice and cats as they could to the village and set them free. Soon, the dogs dissapeared, and the villagers had a party. During the party, something came knocking at the door. It was a police cat! All the villagers were banned from their village forever. Soon, a baby cat was borned (no, not a grammatical error) and the whole kingdom (formerly the village) cheered at had a party. During the party, there was a knock on the entrance to the kingdom.
TO BE CONTINUED...

Cat Land Story- Mary

"Mary!" Mama yelled, It's time ta leave!" I packed up my things and got ready for my trip to he most famouse sleeping volcano in the world, Mount Good Night. After we left our house, Mama insisted that we burned down our home, so I did the honors of destroying our tiny shack we called home. I got on to our family imaginary car made of badly colored cardboard (I made it when I was ten, and I still can't color things well) and started to walk. 200,000 miles of walking left to go.
30 years pass.
I am very concerned about Mama. She's getting younger by the minute, and I'm serious. When I woke up this morning, she had a lot less wrinkles on her face than 20 years ago. Well, 100,000 miles left! I'm so excited!
20 Years later...
I'm so confused and worried. Mama's gone! When I woke up this morning and went into Mama's room, I only saw a 10 year old girl! I must leave without Mama, and take this girl with me. She's my responsibility now. Well, 50,000 miles to go!
30 years later-
I'm so sad. I failed my duty in taking care of the girl! When I woke up this morning, I saw a dead baby on the bed where the girl slept last night. Has she dissapeared with Mama? Or is this dead baby actually Mama? I'm getting old and I don't think I can make it. I'm already 93 and I still have to walk 20 miles while carrying a piece of dynamite.
6 months later...
I'm finally there! "I'm so excited," I said to myself, as I ignited the dynamite. BOOM! The volcano erupted hot lava and Mary ran as fast as she could. Once the lava cooled, Mary climbed the towering volcano. "3.....2.....1....." said Mary as she prepared to jump down. Mary jumped and screamed, falling to her death
20 years later...
Sam climbed the most famouse sleeping volcano, Mount Good Night and looked down. He saw a massive pile of bones, human bones.

 

Description Of Cat Land 1

(Don't Mind the Grammar.)

Cat Land is basically earth for cats, but it's under the crust of the earth. The "layers" scientists think are rock/stuff layers are actually levels of cat land! The core of the earth is cat land's sun.in order to prevent the cats from burning, when every living thing dies (except for cats) they will be sent to the sun in cat land and will be either accepted or rejected. If they're accepted they enter cat land. If they are rejected, they are sent to the sun and they die. Their bones are turned to an insulation type of thing which surrounds the sun and protects the cats. The cats live forever in cat land because of cat gravity and chemicals sprayed everywhere 24/7. The cat gravity makes the fur of the cats always go up. (the fur is never flat) it's very very very expensive living in cat land because you have to pay for everything. The currency in cat land, currently, is Bone Kibble (because too much bones are surrounding the sun) and it would cost you maybe about 3000 bone kibble, to buy a bag of human fingers (popped) lots of flavors too! Because you'd need to pay for shoes to walk into the store, the suit to wear into the store, and the electricity to close and open the door, etc... BTW the bag of human fingers is 100,000 calories and in order to get to cat land, you would need to first: learn catnese (rates are $605 an hour, 20 hours each lesson for 98 lessons, there's a special which is $1,000,000 for all lessons, no refunds which would save you 185,800!) the second step is to find a sleeping volcano and fill it with dynamite and explode the volcano. When you do that lava will come up (basically the volcano will erupt) and if you survive, you enter the volcano and there will be a slide. The slide will go down and there will be 5 tests, (kind of like citizenship tests) and the tests are testing your knowledge of catnese. as you slide, you will reach the first section which will test basic catnese (there will be two doors) if you choose the wrong door, then you will slide down to the sun in catland and die, but if you choose the right door, then you will be sent to the next section. At the 5th section, you would need to take a secret lesson (99th lesson for 200 hours) at $10,000 an hour. If you pass the test, you will be sent to catland. You can work until you make the money to buy a house which is about 6 billion bone kibble for a house which is the size of the santa anita mall, racetrack arcadia county park, and the golf course all combine. (that's the cheapest) The best best best job so far is 6 bone kibble an hour and the job is singing. (for 24 hours a day if you want) so if you work for that long, in a month you will make 7200 bone kibble (a month in cat land is 50 days) 4000 bone kibble is for food, and 3000 bone kibble is for rent on the streets (you need to pay to be homeless) (you get 25 sq ft of land) so you would have 200 BK left every month. you save a maximum of 4000 bone kibble a year! (a year in cat land is 20 months) So you would need to work for 1,500,000 years to buy your  house, or 30,000,000 months, or 1.5 billion days! (don't worry you'll live furever, talk about working for a lifetime!) But remember, there are taxes, and utilities and many other things. unless you find a free ticket somewhere on the streets In the event of a cat PEACEFULLY dying, you will give it a proper burial and funeral. Dig up the grave after 37 hours past The last Furriday of the month (earth months) and you will either find a decaying body of a cat, or a ticket to cat land! (the chances in getting a ticket are 1 in a billion, so good luck)