Saturday, July 6, 2013

Cat Land Story 1- Jennifer


Jennifer loved cats since the 7th grade. Whenever someone tapped her shoulder, she would “meow.” She wasn’t a crazy cat lady, she was a cat. After practicing on her violin which meows every time she plays it, she proceeds to dinner on the floor. A bowl of kibble with a side of leftover fish from last night’s dinner. Jennifer slowly ate her kibble, meowing every time she finished a piece. After four hours, she was finally finished with dinner and she went into the living room to play with her ball of yarn.
“JENNIFER DO YOUR HOMEWORK,” her mom said, but Jennifer “meowed innocently and went back to her ball of yarn. Soon Jennifer was tired, so she crawled on all fours to her bowl of milk. She started sipping the milk, but she fell asleep, and her face landed in the bowl of milk. When Jennifer’s mom woke up the next morning and saw her daughter’s head in the bowl of milk, she immediately picked her up, set Jennifer on the couch,  and went to her laptop.
“Hmm... veterinarians near San Francisco, CA. Wait, I think she should go to the hospital,” Jennifer’s mom said as she reached for her phone. The ambulance, followed by the police and the firefighters came, and immediately took Jennifer to the hospital. After waiting for four hours in the emergency room, it was time for Jennifer to be examined by a doctor.
“Hmmmm.... PETS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE IN HOSPITALS, GET OUT,” the doctor shouted.
Jennifer’s mom called the taxi and went to the nearest veterinarian, but it was too late... Jennifer got a rabies and flea shot before she was put on animal life support.....
TO BE CONTINUED...

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